Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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