why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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