How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My balls are so social today.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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