So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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