Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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