plz talk dirty to me
Ambien. No doubt about it.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
