There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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