HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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