if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
You ate ashes out of my bong
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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