youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
BRING THE BAGELS
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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