Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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