You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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