you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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