oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
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dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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