I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
