i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I didn't notice because vodka
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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