Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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