i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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