So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize