Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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