I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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