Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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