so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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