i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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