Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
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