can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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