I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
it was like his penis was on wheels.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I need water and some morals
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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