She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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