Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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