i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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