I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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