I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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