So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
