i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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