How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
please don't ironically join a cult
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