epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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