I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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