May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
