Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
that is very illegal...i love you.
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