Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I wish you could order shots online.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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