Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Panties = found
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