Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
two words...techno handjob
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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