Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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