its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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