I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Mom said you looked used
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Randomize
