That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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