If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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