Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
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