I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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