shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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