how can u be prego again
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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