We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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