It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just found puke in my bra..
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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