Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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