The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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