I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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